StopBox with bananas

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Why do we have such an odd ad?

Certain advertising platforms don't allow us to show our products to you, even if it's something you'd be really into. So we have to jump through some silly hoops and come up with campaigns like "We don't sell bananas" just to get any kind of presence on these platforms.

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